What about the time...

puppy love

2008-09-04T23:22:00.001-07:00

Teen crushes waaaaay back. Because Mike Vitar and Devon Sawa were "in." Whatever happened to them? I watched The Sandlot and Casper over and over again ust for them, I swore they were my boyfriends hahaha. Cutest things, whats of them now? It sucks when youre cute and then you grow up and you get all ugly.

Everybody Poops!

2008-08-24T13:45:00.000-07:00

Japanese people come out with the best stuff!

Teach your kids how to potty train with this video.

Sing along while you have a "poo poo" and a "wee wee."

How fun will that be?

Kid Propaganda

2008-08-24T13:40:00.000-07:00

The new thing, have cute asian toddlers rocking your merch. to get more money$. This is one cute asian kid :) I wonder if he's Xavier De Rosnay's lost son.

Everyone wants to be a Fahsion Designer.

2008-08-22T19:25:00.000-07:00

In the beginning everyone wanted to be a DJ, now everyone wants to be a Clothing designer. Justin Timberlake is launching his own clothing line at none other than Bloomingdales, wooo poor people won't be able to afford that, thanx haha. First PDiddy, Gwen Stefani, Pharell and Lezlo, and for the "we are famous because we came out on The Hills," LC and Heidi. Whos next, SaMAN Ronson? oh wait she already has a sneaker with Supra. I guess selling a bunch of CDs and having sold out concerts isn't enough.

PurityRings are the new thing.

2008-08-22T19:20:00.001-07:00

So the new hot trend now a days is a PURITY ring. Apparently The Jo Bros. are wearing them, and so are Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus. They're suposibly going to remain virgin and pure untill they're married, pfft MY ASS! These teens did this so they're fans can do the same, I honestly think they're lying and it's a bunch of bull crap, hahaha. Yaaay for Disney Channel Virgins :)

Ponchos are the new Hoodies.

2008-08-19T16:13:00.001-07:00

Now we can all look "trendy" in the rain. There's a line of PONCHOS out. I guess its for all the ALTS out there. They come in different colors and designs, how lovely. Don't buy hoodies anymore, just go out there and buy a PONCHO, it will make you cooler, all the chicks will dig you ;)

K Swiss

2008-08-19T16:10:00.000-07:00

K Swiss has a new shoe out. Honestly I think its a cheap copy of the Steve Aoki Supras. K Swiss aren't even cool, they're GHETTO!

2008-08-19T15:58:00.000-07:00

Apparently, everyone hates on Steve Aoki all the time. Yea, he might not be an amazing DJ and he doesn't have the worlds best mixes, but F*** he can party and get the crowd going crazy. It's sad how people don't know how to have fun now a days, shit just go out there and shake your a**. Be happy :) If you want to hate on a DJ, go hate on SaMANtha Roson hahaha.

He might not be the best DJ but he has some DOPE clothes ;) DIM MAK for sure.

Saggy Aggy

2008-08-11T14:26:00.000-07:00

Yucky! Agyness Deyn has man boobies. WTF, I have never seen a girl with a 12 year old boys body hahaha. At least she looks nice with some makeup on on the runway.

LMFAO

2008-08-11T14:05:00.000-07:00

What you need to know:

Electro Hip Hop Duo
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Drink all Day Play all Night
listen now!

Im in Miami Bi*&#@!

Im In Miami Bitch - LMFAO

download full version:

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Let's get BUSY.

2008-08-11T13:58:00.000-07:00

I want one of these pieces done my Mr. SoMe, theyre $700.

Theres probably around 20 or more different ones of Busy P, theres one of Xavier and one of Gaspard. I wants oneeeee! They are limited edition, only 5 of each made. Signed and numbered by SoMe.

Mrs.Robotto

2008-08-11T13:29:00.000-07:00

I swear she looks like a damn robot. Hahaha maybe she isn't real, maybe she IS a robot.

Anorexic much!? thats scary, what happened to when she was "normal" looking, back when she was Posh Spice? NOT CUTE.

Strawberry Waffle

2008-08-09T01:37:00.003-07:00

N.E.R.D.'s Pharrell Williams has a new shoe in his clothing line Ice Cream. It's called the Waffle shoe, apparently there's 3 flavors. Strawberry, Blueberry and Banana Waffle. These ugly things cost about $200. Honestly the Ice Cream shoe is one of the ugliest things I have ever seen, I think the Waffle shoe is one of the most ridiculous shoes ever (not in a good sense) and the 2nd ugliest creation by Pharrell. What's next, the Pizza shoe? I think he should just stick to hoodie and tee shirt making, those are the only 2 cool things about the Ice Cream line.

Kill your RADIO (stations)

2008-08-09T01:20:00.000-07:00

Today I was in the car and I started changing the radio stations to see what was on and BAM! "I fly like paper get high like planes, if you catch me at the border I got visas in my name," M.I.A. on ghetto ass channel 933. I could not believe this crap. Why the hell are they doing this? I swear now all these ghetto people are gonna be listening to M.I.A. thinking theyre fans just because of thats song.

First it happened with Kid Sister and Pro Nails, now it's M.I.A. this is a bunch of bull shit. What are these radio stations doing? I mean, yeah, it's good for the artist but still, it sux when later on you find out someone with sick talent & style gets all commercial and begins to suck ass thinking they got nothing else to prove since they already made it (i'm not saying it has or it will happen to these 2).

I know it won't happen to them, theyre too good and pretty much the leading ladies in the music biz non commercial wise. Especially M.I.A. cus Kid Sis has a track with Kanye and is in the makings of recording a new one with N.E.R.D.s Pharell Williams' beats. I hope that track doesn't get burnt out like Pro Nails did all over the radio.

These are 2 of my FAVORITE girls, I just hope they stay on the ground and don't go wondering off into the clouds.

Bull S#!*.

2008-08-09T01:03:00.000-07:00

Never in my life have i ever been more upset about a show. WTF, seriously, Fanny Pak was the shit since day 1. This is a bunch of crap, everyone know they were gonna win this and they had this in the bag since they first tore that ABDC stage up. Honestly, FP got robbed, this had to be fixed. What the hell were the judges thinking? and what the hell was AMERICA thinking voting for So Real crew? this is just a popularity contest, people need to start noticing true talent, thats what its all about.I'm pretty upset about this, BIG TIME! Even Missy Eliot said this was the best crew, for a Hip Hop superstar to say that about someone they've only seen once, thats HUGE and pretty much a big deal. FUCK MTV and FUCK ABDC, no one will ever be as good, creative, athletic and unique as FannyPak.

Copy Cats.

2008-08-05T10:22:00.001-07:00

Did the Jabbawockeez copy Ed Banger Records' Sebastian with the whole mask ordeal? The world may never

know.

TWINS.

2008-08-04T15:49:00.000-07:00

Were Uffie and Duffy separated at birth or is it just me? I swear they freakin look alike, a lot! (just physically) Duffy actually sings and in my opinion is pretty, unlike Uffie who can't sing for shit but who we still love for being a whore and having rhymes that don't really make sense but make us dance our asses off.

FannyPak!

2008-07-31T23:12:00.001-07:00

If youre a fan of ABDC and you don't think FannyPak is the shit, I swear something is seriously wrong with you. Hands down, FannyPak has been the BEST crew ever since the auditions. They're original and they never copy anyone, they always bring something new to the table that no one has seen.

Why vote for So Real crew? theyre just a copy of Kabba Modern, and ooooh Super Crew need to stop copying the Jabba Wock Eez! I swear, almost every move they have done is something similar or the same as what the Jabbas did last season.

Seriously, FannyPak is gonna win this, they got this in the bag. This season has been 100x better than last season thanx to FannyPak without a doubt.

VOTE FannyPak or DIE!

I wants these!

2008-07-31T15:57:00.000-07:00

Ok so having declared myself an Ed Banger fan and all I really want these WeSC Ed Phones. WeSC decided to collaborate with the Ed Banger Records label and created these sweet headphones. And yes, mister art genius SoMe did the artsy and colorful design, like always. I loves that little french teddy bear man (not as much as Jenny haha). They're pretty f*****g awesome. I really like the colors, even though they look like a child toy.

They're officially sold out online but I think they might have some at Colette. Maybe if I get these I'll develop super BusyP powers or something, bahahahah, I trully do want these. I wonder which Ed Banger member will sport these first, I haven't seen anyone of them with these yet, unless they wore them in another country besides the U.S. which I am thinking they did.

I swear these headphones are better than the Steve Aoki WeSC signature headphones.

She'll be your UK girl.

2008-07-31T15:22:00.000-07:00

You like her just because you heard Kanye West collaborate with her on the hit American Boy which you listen to every single day on the radio? Yeah, I figured. Estelle is becoming one of my favorite artists without a doubt, she has a mellow raspy voice and fierce fashion sense. Her music and lyrics are pretty powerful and straight to the point.

People should like artists because of everything they have to offer, not just because of that one song they hear everytime or because they collaborated with so and so. American Boy is NOT the only good track that Estelle has done, there's "Wait a minute," which is one of my favorites, "Come over," "Hey Girl" ft John Legend and others that are pretty damn good and actually have something positive to say.

I honestly have to say that Estelle isn't like the average black female singer who raps about being a gangster and having all this money and designer things and bla bla bla, she tells it like it is and she's not that ghetto stereotype or wannabe drama queen bombshell like Beyonce or DK or those whack hip hop/pop artists. Estelle is original and I love her!

Sneaker Pimp

2008-07-31T15:05:00.000-07:00

Creative Recreations are officially one of my favorite brand of sneakers and it has come to my attention that I don't have these in my collection. They are the Silver Discoco HighTops. I have gold Creative Recs but I don't have silver ones and I want some. I think I should get them next paycheck, theyre not even expensive...$115, that's not bad. Creative Recs are becoming available everywhere now a days, thats OK I guess, as long as people don't have the ones I own, it's all good.

I also want the Glow in the Dark Nike Dunks, but they're sold out, and I cant seem to find them anywhere!

Dimis

2008-07-30T22:30:00.000-07:00

So today was fun. I got to see my little Dimis and we had fun "adult" conversations cus hes cool like that. I swear I love this kid, everytime I see him he makes me laugh, it's always a different adventure. Shopping with him is THE best, he tells Jenny and I what outfit to get, what sneakers are HOT, what matches what doesn't and when we get dolled up he says we look really nice :)

Today was a good one, "Dimis please don't spill the juice on the couch or your tia is gonna get mad," "ok Geri I won't" 2 minutes later he comes into the kitchen all sneaky sneaky and I'm like "whatsup?" "you know whats up, I spilled the juice, got any wipes?" hahahaha I swear hes the funniest. "Don't worry Geri, the juice is red and so is the couch, your mom isn't gonna know."Guitar Hero on saturday with the kid and water ballon fight sooon, I promise.

Dimis' Quotes:

"I promise I'll be good, I'll be your slave and do everything you guys tell me, pleeease take me to Corvette Diner again"

"If I watch Animal Planet and I'm in college and my professor asks me a question about animals and I don't know the answer I'll just watch Animal Planet again and I'll find it out."

"Geri I'll play you hang man, its an easy word, I'll give you a hint, it comes on at 8pm on TV and she has braces...It's easy, it was Ugly Betty."

and the list continues...

Nasty Avalon, someone give him a razor and a bath.

2008-07-30T17:55:00.000-07:00

Hahaha, Mickey Avalon needs a serious f*****g trim. He's so gross he ain't even sexy. I swear, I bet he doesn't shower, he needs to soak in a bathtub for hours with some Ajax, Mister Clean, Listerine, heck, throw some Fabuloso in there and a damn Brillo pad for god's sake.

I love his makeup, he should give me some tips, he has that whole smoky eye thing going on and some red lipstick which makes his lips POP! hahaha. Is that Tres Flores pomade in his hair? (ask any cholo mexican and they know what I'm talking about, they know whats up). He's so hardcore with those tattoos (sarcasm, I swear if he saw a spider he would make a run for it).

His Dick didn't cost a late night fee, His dick got the HIV from the looks of it. Buahaha.

MSTRKRFT vuvuvu is more like MSTRKRFT boo boo boo.

2008-07-30T15:28:00.000-07:00

So back in late 2006/2007 MSTRKRFT were the shit. What the f*** happened? Honestly the best set I have ever seen from them was at Coachella, and the 2nd awesome time was in Tijuana, when no one really knew who they were and only went to that party because of Tony Bollony (Tee). MSTRKRFT was a pretty awesome duo back in the day. I remember getting my MSTRKRFT Puma 5000s in the mail, all excited hahaha, now I don't even wear them. I guess i don't concider myself a fan of theirs anymore. By the way , whoever wants the Pumas theyre a size 6.5 in boys, I sell 'em to ya, last time i checked they were $450 on e-bay hahaha.

Those were the good times, when MSTRKRFT were not on MTV and weren't too drunk to play live. I hate it when that happens, artist get all burnt and played out and they get all over TV and the radio and they don't play/sing how they used to before they were even recognized, pffft. Oh well.

For al you MSTRKRFT rookies that barely found out who MSTRKRFT are and think theyre the shit just because you heard Bounce ft.NORE, hahaha I laugh at you. By the way, that is one of the most annoyingest tracks EVER.

I still loves JFK, he's super nice and sweet, not like ALP, Mr. Attitude (I'm too much of a rockstar to be nice to my "fans")

THIS IS THAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! check this video, youre never gonna have MSTRKRFT like this EVER!

What a (poser) NERD.

2008-07-30T11:38:00.000-07:00

I'm tired of seeing people with these nerd glasses, its not even a cute trend and its starting to get burnt out pretty quickly. If you don't wear prescription glasses (I do, I'm pretty damn blind) you shouldn't be wearing clear lens glasses, its pretty stupid and annoying, and no, it does not make you look smart, sorry.

And wtf is up with those little wannabe fashionistas wearing no lens frames? thats even more stupid if you ask me. I see them everywhere now, especially in TJ, its not even cool, get over it. What new trend will everyone copy and follow next? hmmm...

Double D's. Designer Drugs that is!

2008-07-30T10:33:00.000-07:00

Designer Drugs!

Listen to these kids from NYC. Michael and Theo, they have some pretty dope mixes, from Thieves Like Us to Jupiter One. Aaaaaaand these boys are the nicest kids ever, trust me :)

San Diego is waiting for Designer Drugs to tear it up A-SAP!

check them out:

www.myspace.com/designerdrugsclubmusic

Drugs In Your Body (Designer Drugs Remix) - Thieves Like Us

Sex Up My Brain (Designer Drugs Remix) - New Machine Addict

HARD

2008-07-29T22:06:00.000-07:00

Steve Aoki made my day at HARD, even though no one likes him and almost everyone hates on him i really liked his set, the only set i hated of his was that one time at coachella 2007, oh god hahaha.

So....LA weekend (07/18-07/20/2008) that shit was GHETTO hahaha but it was fun.

50/50 Green Apple aka THE POISON is my favorite, $3 and i was almost on the floor!

buahahaha i almost had a nip slip at the hotel, jenny thanx for pointing that out.

what happened to those $1 tacos at HYPE? i really wanted some, i was hungry. i think it was a trick.

Good times, with weird/funny people, i swear if people heard us chat it up they'd think we're LOKO! i think we are.

what about the time, that one guy said "hey i designed your Dim Mak shirt," and i was all like "ummm...LIAR!" hahaha good drunken times, and yes, he happened to be the Sour Lip Dim Mak shirt designer. my bad.